Shot in the face, head, stomach, groin, ankle, leg, hip and ear, blinded in one eye, survivor of two plane crashes and an Italian POW camp tunnel escape, and the man who tore off his own injured fingers when a doctor refused to amputate. His summary of World War I? Frankly, I had enjoyed the war. This episode unpacks the staggering life of Lieutenant General Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart, the aristocratic officer who looked like an elegant pirate.

We trace how a privileged Oxford dropout forged himself into a seemingly indestructible warrior, from the Boer War to Somaliland to the Somme, where he earned the Victoria Cross. Then we follow the surprising second half of his story: 15 years living on a Polish estate, a diplomatic mission to China where he confronted Mao Zedong, and how Churchill realized his battle scars were the ultimate diplomatic credential.

• How a stomach wound in South Africa fueled an obsession with invincibility
• The visceral self-amputation that reveals his detachment from his own body
• The bootlace inspection that captures his command philosophy
• Five escape attempts and seven months of tunneling as a 62-year-old POW
• Why a broken body became the perfect tool to broker peace